As I take this trip down the incontinence aisle
There’s lots to see, gotta find the right style
There’s big, there’s small, there’s me-de-um
There’s pull ups, pads, it costs a large sum
Different brands with names that make sense
They do the job when pee does commence
The photo on front does not represent
The person that wears defines content
It’s quite an industry that is for sure
There’s lots of choice for me to procure
I look for the day when I don’t take this trip
That is the day when I no longer drip
Bah ha ha ha and sorry