The Upchuck Song

Sing it like The Money Song (Monty Python)

I’ve got fruit stains down the front of my pyjamas
I’ve got no space left or right inside my fridge
I’d rather not eat liver and the meat is so much dearer
And I think that all I’ll eat is just a smidge

(Chorus)
There is nothing quite as terrible as liver (liver liver liver)
There is nothing quite as tough to eat as heart
I’m eating stuff that’s grosser and my body says I’m closer
To the point where I just wanna throw it up

I’ve got green poop floating there inside my toilet
I eat so much green I think I’ll look like Spock
If my ears they get pointy I think I’ll have a party
And celebrate the things that I can’t eat

(Chorus)
There is nothing quite as terrible as liver (liver liver liver)
There is nothing quite as tough to eat as heart
I’m eating stuff that’s grosser and my body says I’m closer
To the point where I just wanna throw it up

I’ve got seaweed swirling there inside my blender
I’ve got lots of tasty fruit to help it down
I hold my nose and drink it but I’d think I’d rather sink it
Down the drain to where I think all belongs

(Chorus)
There is nothing quite as terrible as liver (liver liver liver)
There is nothing quite as tough to eat as heart
I’m eating stuff that’s grosser and my body says I’m closer
To the point where I just wanna throw it up

I do it ‘cause I want to help my mito
The stuff inside my cells that do the build
My cells they need a boost so I’m eating stuff that’s juiced
As I hope to build those cells that grow myelin

(Chorus)
There is nothing quite as terrible as liver (liver liver liver)
There is nothing quite as tough to eat as heart
I’m eating stuff that’s grosser and my body says I’m closer
To the point where I just wanna throw it up

There is nothing quite as wonderful as mito
chondria the power inside my cells
I know it sounds defiant but I’ll stay upon this diet
‘Till I know that what I’m eating has no clout

There is nothing quite as terrible as liver (liver liver liver)
There is nothing quite as tough to eat as heart
I’m eating stuff that’s grosser and my body says I’m closer
To the point where I just wanna throw it up
Up up up up up up up up up THROW UPPPPPPPPPPP!